Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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