Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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