You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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