Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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