No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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