addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Randomize
