Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
