I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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