And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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