HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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