what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize
