just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
did i walk over a car last night?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
