just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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