Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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