she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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