So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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