Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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