we have officially lost it.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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