I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Randomize
