it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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