just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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