Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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