dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
So. Much. Porn.
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