I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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