I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
