A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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