Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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