Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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