sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
