u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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