so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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