I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
its not stalking. its research.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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