we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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