No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
we're so committed to being not committed
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