Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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