i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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