So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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