I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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