Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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