The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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