Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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