and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
