I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
