I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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