I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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