i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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