Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Randomize
