Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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