Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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