dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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