I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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