didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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