Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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