Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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