Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
