it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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