Got a toothbrush?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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