My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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