shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
there is glitter all over my balls
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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